martes, agosto 14, 2007

Free-Floating Philosophy

Standing quiet in the middle of the madness that surrounds me, I ponder of manners to make the world a better place. Just then I realized: "the world would be a better place if we erradicated all stupid people, would it be not?"

Yes, my beloved readers, just think bout it for a second: what would the world be without the moron that does not let you change lanes while driving in your automobile, without the imbecile waiter that never gets your order right, without those mindless politicians? It sounds fantastic at first.

However, there are great thinkers of our time that attribute the success of us, the superior class, to the stupidity of the inferior caste. In order words, it is because of those idiots that, us, the bright ones, have a leverage, for if fools cease to exist, there would not be anybody over whom the intelligent would be superior.

So, my canny bloggers, next time you are facing a person suffering from severe oligophrenia, before loosing your temper, be wise and praise such disease, for it is what separates us from the rest.

Yours truly,

Oso

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