Free-floating thoughts

Standing on the verge of lunacy I somentimes fail to realize the importance of washing my hands after I go to the men's room. I ponder if it is even necessary to wash my hands, since somentimes none of the secretions disposed during my visit to the men's room came in contact with my hands. Therefore, I ask myself: what is there to wash from my hands?

Also, I sometimes wonder what would happen if I would just simply stop washing my ears... would my hearing become impared due to an excessive amount of ear wax? did men in the middle ages washed their ears? when were Q-tips invented?

Those thoughts and more help me battle boredom.

Truly,

Oso